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Three replies, with the why
Paste a conversation and get three options written for the moment you're actually at — The Playful Tease, The Direct Alpha, The Mysterious Pull — each with a line explaining what it's doing. Tap to copy.
Goat AI is now Goatmaxx
Paste the conversation and Goatmaxx gives you three replies with the reasoning behind each one. Then it does the other half — her bio, your selfie, your profile — so the match happens before the message does.
How it works
No onboarding quiz, no personality test, no waiting on a human coach to reply tomorrow.
Screenshot or text — Hinge, Tinder, Bumble, Instagram, Snapchat, iMessage. Goatmaxx reads it and shows you what it picked up.
The mode sets the tone of everything it writes back, from blunt to supportive. Switch it whenever — same read, different delivery.
Three replies, each with a line on why it works. Tap to copy, edit it, or take the idea and write your own.
What's inside
Dating apps are an attention market. Goatmaxx works both halves of it — the profile that gets you the match, and the messages that keep it alive.
Get Replies
Paste a conversation and get three options written for the moment you're actually at — The Playful Tease, The Direct Alpha, The Mysterious Pull — each with a line explaining what it's doing. Tap to copy.
Get Openers
Scan a profile and get the top three first messages for that specific person, each with the strategy behind it — a playful cold read, a challenge, a detailed observation that proves you actually looked.
Ghost or Keep?
The verdict on a conversation that's going badly: red flags, green flags, and the move — whether that's a specific reply, waiting it out, or a polite exit message you can copy and be done with.
What She Sees
Upload a photo and get an aura score out of ten plus what's driving it — lighting, camera angle, grooming, composition — and the specific adjustments that move the number.
Fix My Bio
Upload your own profile and find out what it's doing to people. A profile score, the cringe alerts spelled out, and rewritten bio options you can paste straight back into the app.
Glow Up
Your GOAT Score out of ten, your current tier, and how far you are from the next one. It's there so you can see a month of work instead of judging yourself on one message.
From the app
Real screenshots from the current build. Drag to scroll.
Goat AI → Goatmaxx
Goat AI started as a texting assistant, and the texting worked. What kept coming back was that the message was rarely the problem — people were sending decent replies to matches they were never going to get, because the profile in front of the message had never been looked at by anyone honest. So the photo and bio tools got built, and "Goat AI" stopped describing the thing. Goatmaxx covers both halves: what you send, and what she sees before you send it.
Same app, same account, same subscription — it just has a better name now.
Questions
Goat AI is now Goatmaxx — same app, new name. Your account and subscription carry over automatically, nothing to re-download or re-buy. It keeps the chat and reply tools and adds the profile side: Fix My Bio, What She Sees, and the Glow Up roadmap.
They're sent over an encrypted connection, used to produce your analysis, and that's it. They are not sold, published, shown to anyone, or used to train public models. Full detail is in the privacy policy.
Anything you can screenshot. Most people use it on Hinge, Tinder and Bumble; it works identically with Instagram DMs, Snapchat and iMessage. You can also paste the text instead of uploading an image.
Not yet. Goatmaxx is iOS-only and there's no release date to give you — if an Android version happens it'll be because the iOS app earned it. There's deliberately no waitlist to join; it'll be announced on this page and on X when there's something real to say.
One number out of ten that moves as you use the app — your replies, your photos and your profile all feed it. It's on the home screen with your current tier and how far you are from the next one, so you're looking at a month of progress instead of judging yourself on a single message.
It gives you three and tells you why each one works. Send it, change it, or ignore it. If you're using it less after a month because you've started spotting the patterns yourself, that's the app working, not failing.
Free to start. Works on the chat you're staring at right now.